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Life Hacks

1/30/2013

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I recently celebrated my 53rd year on this planet and finally came to the realization that I will not be dying before I turn 30. Had I known this early on, I might have attempted to better preserve this physical form of mine for my declining years, which as it turns out I am currently deep into. I know now that there is a pretty good chance that I might live into my late 70’s or even my 80’s and I damn sure don’t want to spend those final decades relegated to a wheelchair or trying desperately to remember the name of my amazingly accepting girlfriend.  So, I decided to start making some “Turtle Step” changes to my lifestyle. The first thing I did was to commit myself to doing 30 minutes of yoga every morning before I go to work and I even traded in my traditional Egg McMuffin for a hot bowl of organic five grain cereal (pretty much the same as oatmeal). This may not sound like a big deal to you, but stretching really hurts and I just loved that McMuffin.

For about the past year or so, I have been listening to podcasts on all different sorts of subjects and one of my favorites is something called “Stuff to Blow Your Mind”, brought to you by the folks at The Discovery Channel.  They cover subjects such as Science, History, Technology or the debunking of myths, but what I like most about it is that almost all of the episodes are about 30 minutes long, which just happens to be the length of my morning commute.

Just after the New Year, they released an episode called “New Year’s Life Hacks” which detailed simple lifestyle changes you could make to improve how you live your life. One of these that really caught my ear was concerning something called “Decision Fatigue”. It turns out there really is a limit to just how many responsible decisions we can make and that there is a finite store of mental energy for exercising self control. Social Psychologist, Roy Baumeister, who has done extensive research on this subject says that this is the reason why otherwise reasonable people do irrational things.

Baumeister says that the mind knows when it’s running out of energy. It’s not that your brain stops working when glucose is low; it stops doing some things and starts doing others. It favors immediate rewards over long term prospects.

The trick is to consciously plan for your major decisions in advance and prepare accordingly. For example, if you’re planning on making a major purchase like buying an automobile, you should do your homework  before ever setting foot in a dealership by knowing exactly which vehicle
you want, what options you need and what price you intend to pay. Arrive at the dealership when it first opens and make sure that you have eaten a hearty breakfast prior to your arrival. Tell the salesman exactly what you want and what you want to pay for it, but make no mistake. He understands this psychology all too well. Why do you think he asks so many seemingly unrelated questions? He’s attempting to use up your limited supply of decisions and wear you down to the point where you’ll accept the product he wants to sell you at the price he wants you to pay. If you’re still there at lunch time and you still don’t have what you came to purchase, GET UP AND LEAVE. I think you’ll be surprised at just how fast he coughs up the deal you originally asked for. So by now, you may be asking yourself “What does all this has to do with Dudeism?”

The Dude wears practically the same attire every day.

The Dude plays only one sport.

The Dude only drinks one tasty beverage and therefore The Dude… uh… I think I lost my train of thought.

Oh well, until next time,

Take It Easy Man.







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    About Wali,
    The Grateful Dude

    In my formative years, I was lucky enough to attend an amazing high school modeled after the freedom school from the Billie Jack films. The curriculum included outdoor education, pottery and organic farming and emphasized values like creativity, self awareness and a strong sense of community. I spent several summers traveling from show to show with The Grateful Dead and found that not only could I beat the crap out of a plastic bucket in a drum circle, I was also quite the imported beer salesman. My early career started off in the eighties driving limousine for posers, drug dealers and wannabe rock stars in Los Angeles. In the late eighties, I was introduced to the former owner of Paradise Lakes Nudist Resort who had just seduced and proposed to my roommate while she was on vacation in Florida. Fred took me aside one afternoon  and told me, “I like you, kid and since I’m taking your roommate and I’m pretty sure you can’t afford this beach rental on your own, why not come on out to Florida? I’ll find you a place to stay, give you a job and you’ll be surrounded by naked women”. So I loaded up my truck and moved to Paradise. Lakes, that is. Swimmin’ pools. Porno stars. (insert banjo solo here).

    I wake up every morning (well almost every morning) knowing that today is a wonderful gift to be unwrapped and explored. I believe that every day is filled with limitless possibilities and endless abundance. I’m convinced that our true purpose in life is to interact with our fellow beings and give witness to this amazing universe that surrounds us.

    If you are searching for miracles in life, you need go no farther than your backyard to realize that we are living in the midst of the greatest miracle of all.

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